Put your jar of coconut oil into a dish of warm water until the mass melts into transparent liquidity. After your bath or shower, apply it liberally to your
body and rub it in. The small molecular structure of coconut oil allows fairly quick absorption.
While hanging out with your coconut oil, go ahead and have a gulp or two if you want. It's fairly sanitary, probably good bacteria!
Now, if you desire, gather your unnecessary skin products, cleverly re-seal them, and sell them on eBay.